As the Exert-O-Meter has gained in popularity, the natural question has arisen: Do Exert-O-Points really exist? Are they of value in the so-called “real” world?
The actual origin of the EOP is lost in antiquity. Early mentions in some apocryphal fragments suggest the existence of so-called Exert-O-Cave societies, perhaps tied to the ancient cave paintings of Lascaux, France. Indeed, a close examination of these paintings show hints of early EOM charts:
Who knew those artistic cave dwellers were such skillful pie chart artisans?a